Drunk

Wh-why are you guyz spinning???

Whoa...*hic* man...zo, as I waz saying...
Waz I saying???
Herh?

Welden anyway, asIwuzzaying. Alcuhul iz very dangeruzz...*hic* If takin en too murch quantitee et kin leev u inkapacita...urncepaticat...incapacitated. *hic*
Yuu guyss are ztill spinnin'.
Iz this a murry-gow-wound?
*hic*
Zo anywaysss...I furgurt wut er wus gunner zay *hic* haz a scotch, on me *hic*.
*THUD*

What did I say. He can't hold his liquor.

Shut up. Arguing whether the glass is half full or half empty is missing the point, which is this: the bartender cheated you.

Spare change, sir?

I tell people who ask me for spare change that I have it at home in my spare wallet.

Oh yeah, don't get drunk, guys.
*THUD*