113 Questions Quiz

For those of you who want to know more about your host, I decided to do a 113 questions quiz. Here you go.

113 Questions:

1. Let's start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now? Didn't you hear? Confused is the new hip.
   
   
2. Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone? Texting? What's that?
   
   
3. If your significant other smoked pot, would you care? She wouldn't exist, actually.
   
   
4. Do you find it easy to trust others? Of course not. Don't you live here too?
   
   
5. What were you doing at 11PM last night? I'm sure it was something relevant to life.
   
   
6. You're drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you? I'm drunk? That's new. Oh, and I'm drunk, pal. Who do you think is walking down the road with me? Mario?
   
   
7. What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on? Well, folks, I'm packing a .22 caliber pellet rifle, you decide...
   
   
8. Were you close with your dad? Uh, hold on. Hey, dad, were we close? Sure.
   
   
9. I bet you kissed someone last night, right? Let's play a game.
   
   
10. What are you listening to? Two Steps From Hell, baby.
    
    
11. You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life – what is it? Seeing as this'll be a rather short life, I'll pick blood. B positive, please.
    
    
12. What time do you go to bed? WHEN IT SUITS ME, STALKER!
    
    
13. Is there someone who continuously lets you down? Yeah, my significant other. She doesn't exist, which tends to make things a little difficult.
    
    
14. Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both? What's texting?
    
    
15. Do you always answer your texts? English, buddy. Do you speak it?
    
    
16. Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for? Of course not. Give the ground a break.
    
    
17. When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends? You know, this is starting to get a little uncomfortable...
    
    
18. Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them? Sure. He's called Mr. Mirror.
    
    
19. What was your last thought before you went to bed last night? My mind is off limits, creeper.
    
    
20. Is anyone else in the room with you? Haha, erm...DIE, FOUL MINION OF SAURON!! Nope.
    
    
21. Do you believe what goes around comes around? English, stalker. Do you speak it?
    
    
22. Were you happier four months ago than you are now? Obviously. I'm taking this stupid quiz.
    
    
23. Is there someone you wish you could fix things with? Yeah, Smith. Poor guy is used for all sorts of imaginary situations which end badly.
    
    
24. In the past week, have you cried? Who do you think you're talking to? No.
    
    
25. What color is the shirt you are wearing? Black.
    
    
26. Do people ever call you by your last name? Yeah, I go to Civil Air Patrol. Everybody's called by their last name there.
    
    
27. Is anyone ignoring you right now? The devil.
    
    
28. Do you have a best friend? I don't know, ask him.
    
    
29. Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed? Haha, you're too funny.
    
    
30. Who was your last call from? The library, telling me I have overdue books.
    
    
31. Are you mad at anyone? Adam and Eve, for messing up and this quiz being made as a result.
    
    
32. Have you ever kissed someone older than you? There it is again, 'kiss'. You keep on using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
    
    
33. How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday? I'm two thousand and one years old, how could I remember.
    
    
34. Have you ever regretted kissing someone? Yes. You know how some European greet each other with a kiss on both cheeks?
    
    
35. Do you have any summer plans yet? THE FUTURE, thou creeper. DO YOU PREDICT IT?
    
    
36. Do you have any good friends of the opposite sex? Sure.
    
    
37. Are you keeping anything from your best friends now? I'd tell you, but I'd have to kill you.
    
    
38. Do you have a secret that you've never told anyone? Yeah, huddle close! I'm conservative!
    
    
39. How many more days until your birthday? It's November 17. You do the math, genius.
    
    
40. Do you think age matters in relationships? Hey, just what are you trying to pull here?
    
    
41. Are you available? You're the stalker, you tell me.
    
    
42. How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended? I'm a senior. Very funny.
    
    
43. If you had to get a piercing, what would you get? Oh, right through the heart, please. I don't think I could stand being a walking pincushion.
    
    
44. Do you believe exes can be friends? Ex? You mean ax? Yeah, I love mine.
    
    
45. Do you regret anything? Yeah, taking this quiz.
    
    
46. Honestly, what's on your mind right now? Premeditated murder. Of you. And you asked.
    
    
47. Did you ever lose a best friend? Once, but the Walmart dude was pretty nice and helpful in finding him again.
    
    
48. Was your last kiss a mistake? How do you know it'll be my last?
    
    
49. Why aren't you pursuing the person you like? I see an assumption in here somewhere.
    
    
50. Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry? ENGLISH, bud. DO YOU READ IT.
    
    
51. Do you still talk with the person you last kissed? You are an invasive government agent, you know that?
    
    
52. What was the last thing you ate? HAHAHAHA, wouldn't you like to know.
    
    
53. Did you get any compliments today? Oooh, so you're a psychologist. That explains everything.
    
    
54. Where are you going on your next vacation? I ain't tellin' the likes of you.
    
    
55. Do you own anything from other countries? I have a machete from the Dominican Republic.
    
    
56. Are most of your friends guys or girls? This question is against my religious beliefs, and I reserve the right not to answer it.
    
    
57. Where have you lived most of your life? Planet earth, genius.
    
    
58. When was the last time you took a long drive? Thankfully, in the past.
    
    
59. Have you ever played Spin the Bottle? Have you ever played Russian Roulette?
    
    
60. Have you ever TP'd someone's house? No, I have yet to legally try that one.
    
    
61. Who do you text the most? Haha.
    
    
62. What was the last movie you saw? I can't remember.
    
    
63. What's preventing your current girlfriend from going back to their ex? No girlfriend means no ex. Problem solved.
    
    
64. How many girlfriends did you have in 2010? This cracks me up.
    
    
65. Is the last person you kissed younger than you? Hmm. How old is my laptop?
    
    
66. Do you curse around your parents? You...how dare you ask me that?
    
    
67. Are you happy with where you live? I live in Narnia. Guess.
    
    
68. Picture of yourself? Haha dream on, stalker.
    
    
69. Are you a monogamous person or do you believe in open-ended relationships? I'm not Mormon, bro.
    
    
70. Have you ever been dumped? Oh, almost. It was terrifying. I only just managed to scramble out of the garbage can just in time.
    
    
71. What do you like most about making out? Haha, you're liberal aren't you?
    
    
72. Have you ever casually made out with someone who you weren't seriously involved with? Definitely liberal.
    
    
73. When you kiss someone for the first time, is it usually you who initiates it or the other? You're still using that word. I donnae think it means what you think it means.
    
    
74. What part of a person's body do you find most attractive? How about adding 'public schooler' to that list.
    
    
75. Who was the last person you talked to last night before you went to sleep? Reaper.
    
    
76. What makes your heart flutter and brings a big cheesy smile to your face? Well, since you mentioned cheesy, I'd have to say pizza.
    
    
77. Would you get involved with someone if they had a child already? You're far too vague. Who do you think I am, Sherlock?
    
    
78. Has someone who had a crush on you ever confessed to you? Maybe.
    
    
79. Do you tell a lot of people when you have a crush? Well, the doctors tend to know. X-ray and all that.
    
    
80. Do you miss your last sweetie? Oh, yes. It only lasted about two minutes before I was down to the tootsie roll.
    
    
81. Last time you slow danced with someone? I don't dance. I fly.
    
    
82. Have you ever 'dated' someone you've never met? Oh, let's add 'socially awkward' to this list, mister stalker.
    
    
83. How can I win your heart? What are your chances of winning the powerball? Divide that by a trillion, then multiply it by zero, genius.
    
    
84. What is your astrological sign? The Grim Reaper.
    
    
85. What were you doing last night at 12 pm? Sleeping.
    
    
86. Do you cook? I'm a guy, Sherlock. Make me a sandwich.
    
    
87. Have you ever gotten back in touch with an old flame after a time of more than 3 months of no communication? No, because it tends to give me first-degree burns. And I type, people. I need my fingers.
    
    
88. If you're single right now, do you wish you were in a relationship? Go away.
    
    
89. Do you prefer to date various people or do you pretty much fall into monogamous relationships very quickly? Let me add 'matchmaker' to this growing list.
    
    
90. What physical traits do you look for in a potential interest? You'd better not be over 200 pounds sterling.
    
    
91. Name four things you wish you had: Perfection, a pistol, the Force, and a Macbook Pro.
    
    
92. Are you a player? Let me add 'gramatically imprecise' to this list.
    
    
93. Have you ever kissed 2 people in one day? There it is again...
    
    
94. Are you a tease? 'Extremely gramatically imprecise'.
    
    
95. Ever meet anyone you met on Tumblr? Ha, what's that?
    
    
96. Have you ever been deeply in love with someone? Probably, yes.
    
    
97. Anybody on Tumblr that you'd go on a date with? ENGLISH, creeper. DO YOU READ IT.
    
    
98. Hugs or kisses? Handshakes.
    
    
99. Are you too shy to ask someone out? I haven't tried. Don't push me.

100. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? AAAAH! COOTIES!

101. Is it cute when a girl calls you babe? It's one word away from 'baby'. And I hate Justin Beiber.

102. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew she was in a relationship, would you go for it? Let me add, 'mentally disturbed' as well.

103. Do you flirt a lot? I don't know, ask the girls I talk with.

104. Your last kiss? You ask a lot of this stuff.

105. Have you kissed more than 5 people since the start of 2011? There it is again.

106. Have you kissed anyone in the past month? Sigh.

107. If you could kiss anyone who would it be? My future spouse.

108. Do you know who you'll kiss next? 'Single-minded'

109. Does someone like you currently? 'Empty-headed flirt'

110. Do you currently have feelings for anyone? I'm not a contractor, if that's what you mean.

111. Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings? YAY, 111! OH BEAUTIFUL SYMMETRY!

112. Ever made out with just a friend? You disgust me, person.

113. Are you happier single or in a relationship? Let's tally this up here. Liberal, public schooled, socially awkward, matchmaker, single-minded, empty-headed flirt, and last but not least, complete and utter twat.

And I'm not answering that.