Sunday, September 15, 2013

Why I can Judge Something By Its Fancircle

Wow, on a roll. Four blog posts in one night.

This, by the way, is entirely in response to a comment left on one of my other posts that if you haven't seen is because you're not a thorough reader and GERROFF.

Just kidding.

But in all seriousness, someone told me not to judge something by its fanbase.
I beg the answer.
Because we all know I'm infallible and have an answer to everything, let me enlighten you and by the way I just lied on this subject of judgment.

I can too judge someone/something by its fanbase. Here's a few examples:

Hitler - lotsa psychopaths loved him.

Twilight - fanbase consists of airheaded twats.

Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief (movie) - has no fanbase.

Justin Beiber - lotsa psychopaths love her too.


See? Totally legit.

Let me elaborate a little. If I know nothing about someone or something, it's easy enough to deduce a view about it based on who or what supports it.
For another example, Obama.
Who supports Obama? If I do an extensive research, I find it's mostly uneducated brainwashed public schoolers, radical liberals, corrupt politicians, black people, Al Qaeda, and Socialists in general.

From this evidence, I can conclude that 1. He's charismatic 2. He's liberal 3. He's selfish 4. He's African-American 5. He's a terrorist 6. He's also distantly Russian.

See?

Uh-oh, here comes the NSA again. I can't tell you how many times they've *mfff muuh mrrrp*

help!

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